She sent out her registry list and I've spent the last hour trying to find a gift under $100. If I can't, I am not afraid to show up empty handed and site the economic depression, and I bet you I won't be the only person. Which means Georgie will cry and take it as a sign that we don't love her (which is kind of the truth). I don't care. She cries a lot. It's the typical MO of a woman who wears heels to wash a car. Here's some of the pretentious and tacky baby crap she hopes we will buy her:
A pink studded pacifier $120:
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You can only buy this thing on a website called Aristabra.com. This will be one businesses I hope gets taken down by the economic slow down.
Cashmere baby blankets $190:
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People who make this know babies throw up, right? Available on another pretentiously named website ElegantRoots.com. The copy on this photo is hilarious.
Juicy Diaper Bag $298:
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This will shock you. Available only at Neiman Marcus.
Gucci baby carrier $895:
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If you can afford this why would you even carry your baby?
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